Comedian Michael Henry has just dropped his latest comedy video, a mediation on power play, and the paradoxes it often proposes.

The new sketch finds Henry joined by his buds Kornbread and Todd discussing dom-sub activity during sex. Todd admits to loving being a dominant bottom, while Kornbread loves being a submissive top…and a submissive bottom…and a dom top…and just about everything else too.

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Michael, predictably, hates it all, not wanting to get yelled and wanting a bit more genuine personality from his partners. “I don’t want to go to dinner and drinks with a florist and then jump into bed with the executioner,” he grunts.

Somehow, we’re skeptical. Have a look and judge for yourself.

Queerty